SKU: 201

Two Thongs Humorous Birthday Card

Original price was: $3.75.Current price is: $1.88.

Made in United States
Weight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)
SKU: 201

Inside Message: Two thongs don’t make a right Happy Birthday
– Case of 6 contains 6 greeting cards with matching envelopes
– Suggested retail of $3.75 is printed on the back of each card
– Size is 5″ x 7″
– Printed in the USA
– The card is written by Jim Byrne.
– The art is illustrated by Dennis Schmidt

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