SKU: SP-044-6

Old and Senile – Greeting Card

Original price was: $4.00.Current price is: $2.00.

Made in United States
Weight: 0.8 oz (22.68 g)
Dimensions: 5 x 7 in (12.7 x 17.8 cm)
SKU: SP-044-6

Our bestselling Simply Put greeting card collection is a customer favorite with hilarious sayings for every occasion and a simple, bold design that appeals to a broad audience.
5″ x 7″ greeting card
Blank inside
Printed in-house on recycled paper
Comes with a kraft envelope
Made in the USA

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