SKU: SG000032

Here’s Your Damn Card – Funny Birthday Card

Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $2.50.

Made in United States
Weight: 0.96 oz (27.22 g)
Dimensions: 7 x 5 in (17.8 x 12.7 cm)
SKU: SG000032
GTIN: 810063480318

Introducing the best witty birthday card you’ve ever seen! Whoever invented the idea of “birthday cards” surely didn’t know just how damn popular you were! Thankfully this funny card caters to a wide range of audiences, making the job easy for you. Send this piece of magic to that sarcastic someone on their special day. Sure to produce a laugh, this high-quality card is printed on black recycled card stock with white lettering and topped with a matte coating. Inside says, “Enjoy it. Now leave me alone.”

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